Rick Berg - the Conscience of Graham Crackers!
The towering offspring of a Frost
Giant and an Asgardian princess, Rick suffered through a wonderfully spoiled
childhood full of action figures and comic books. When he came of age, he began
his slow raise to power by working at the Naperville then Aurora then Bolingbrook
then Wheaton then Naperville then Darien and finally Dekalb Graham Crackers. Sadly he was bitten
by a troll with rabies on a trip to San Diego and lost the power to smile and to
say no. Now after the Final Siege of Blackest Fear Point Secret Crisis War he
was forced from barbed corn fed happiness to the land of tons of wheat and fuzzy
beards. But beware as there is always someone in need of smiting with a vary
large hammer and Rick has the most hammers of them all!
George - Saturday Salesperson of Standing! Little is known of
the Chris, except that his real name is Burrito. Being the next Chris in a long line of Graham Crackers
Comics' Chris' his arrival was pre-ordained by THOSE WHO SIT ABOVE. Much
like the soothsayers of old the Chris is full of knowledge of things
that matter only to those who they matter too. Even with all that heaped
upon him, and the fact that he works across the rainbow bridge at the DeKalb Graham Crackers on Sundays, the Chris is willing and able to sell
anything and everything to you.
Stefan - Mirror Universe Doctor of Tuesdays!
Gathering the Magic about anything him ask and in on come. Man Magic our
as him embraced we. Hat a of out rabbit a pull couldn't he that
disappointment initial our after. "Magic know I me trust." Said he.
Stefan stepped out and store our of middle the in day one appeared box
police blue this: thing strangest... Now right hot so he's.. Stefan.
the 7th Servant of Sunday!
again THOSE WHO SIT ABOVE have delivered another Chris into the fold.
Mr. Wilson excels at bringing you the best comic service he can. Stop in
and help him practice everything so that your visit will be better
everytime! Will he be the best Chris to ring up your purchase on your
next visit to Graham Crackers? Only you and time will tell!
Chris Atteberry the Fill-in Specialist! THOSE
WHO SIT ABOVE delivered him to us in a great time of need yet
being the 5th in the line of Chris' caused him no problems. He
relished his role as a weekend warrior of badassery. Only the love of
his "family" will keep you from seeing him too much.
Lord of the 50 cent bins! Young Ben is
our very talented and spirited helper every Monday and Wednesday
afternoon. Full of pride and honor Ben one of the fastest 50 cent comic
book makers in the chain, he is always ready at a moments notice to
strip bags and boards for your savings. And just as quickly Ben can whip
up some fresh bags and boards to keep your new comics in Near Mint
Christopher Bernd the Avenging Handyman
President of the Avengers Fan Club (Rockford Local Chapter 308), Christopher
used to spend most of his time working at Cons and not
the stores. Amazingly he has recently returned to the fold on purpose. With his undying love of all things Avengers, Punisher, Deadpool,
Star Wars and Hellboy, Christopher constantly battles to find the time to read
all of his comics, collect a metric ton of awesome action figures, and to make
fantastic dioramas of all his custom figures. And in his free time he likes to
train his 2 pugs and birds to battle the forces of Cobra, an evil terrorist
organization bent on world domination.
Store Testimonial #1:
Mark said, "Finally after
years of puzzlesque layouts you guys moved the counter to a
reasonable location. Now I can find everything and the store looks
the best it's ever been."
Christopher said, "Wow, you guys
actually seem to carry comic books. I've shopped at other stores and
they always seem to run out of the latest issue before they open or
only have the trade paperback. I grew up on single issues and that
is what I want."
Thanks, you guys
Keith said, "Great store man.
It reminds of the shops I used to frequent as a kid. I will be back
for more soon."
Wheaton Testimonial #4
Emmett asks "Are you running for anything? because if so, you can count on my vote. Thank you."