Mike Baron (w); Kevin Caron (a); Nick Runge (c) In "The Big Finish," terrorists take over the Oscars and threaten to kill America's beloved celebrities, beginning with Chastity Slut. Into this cluster foxtrot drop Badger and the Little Dragon, fresh off the veldt and primed for combat. The ending will bring not only greater understanding and harmony among the indigenous peoples of the world, but it will materially improve your own lives.