Spider-Man Deadpool #9 (2016)

This issue features the usual amount of jocularity, and the introduction of a creepy new villain. That's right kids! A brand new character that has neither the word Gwen nor Dead in her name!
These things rarely occur in nature any more, so you should probably pay attention when they do.
Bet you wish you had saved all those quarters that had real silver in them now, don't you? Aren't you tired of these missed opportunities? This issue may sell out and you'll be forced to suffer with a later printing. What will the neighbors say? Stop waking up in the middle of the night, sweating, wondering, thinking "If only I had picked up that issue..."
Highly recommended for those who like some fun in their funny books.